CC 294: CRISWELL!

Author: biped

Date: August 26, 2005

by biped
8-26-05
"My friends -- the story I'm about to tell you is based on SWORN TESTIMONY! Can you PROVE it DIDN'T HAPPEN?"
MOMMY! CHANNEL 87 IS SHOWING "PLAN 9 FROM OUTER SPACE"!
That's nice, honey, but I -- HOLY SHIT!!! THAT CRISWELL IS FUCKING HOT!!! UHHHNNNNN-GOWAAAAH!!!
You mean the dumpy-looking man with the funny hairdo who says silly things?
FROM NOW ON YOU LIVE IN THE GARAGE WITH THE DOG, LITTLE MISSY! AND YOU DON'T EAT UNTIL YOU CLEAN OUT THE CAT BOX WITH YOUR TONGUE!
I HATE CRISWELL AND I HATE YOU MOMMY!!! I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATEWAAAAA-HAAAA-HAAAAAAA!!!!!!