CC 297: D & R Collectors' Series #1 (thanks to nealch)

Author: biped

Date: September 15, 2005

by biped
9-15-05
Hey, Ross! I just completed my collection of pictures of famous athletes' b --
I'M DRIVING MY COMPUTER DOWN THE SIDEWALK! BEEP-BEEP!
NO! NO! PLEASE DON'T RUN OVER ME, ROSS!
DIE LIKE A HAMSTER, DEAN! THEN MY COLLECTION OF PICTURES OF FAMOUS ATHLETES' BUTTHOLES WILL BE THE BEST!
You BASTARD, you almost KILLED me!
FINAL OFFER, Dean -- I'll trade you a MINT CONDITION MIKE TYSON for a CIRCA-1996 KERRI STRUG!