The Deads 3

Author: biped

Date: September 22, 2005

by biped
9-22-05
Well, it's time for us to die...and join the dead.
Oh, boy! We get to be dead, too! Can we be SUPER-DEAD, Santa?
HO-HO-HO! Well, I don't know! I suppose it depends on how dead we get after we die!
I want to be the deadest dead person EVER! And that'll be my pile, right over there! See?
Already picked out a pile, eh? Hope you save some room for ME!
Oh, Santa, don't be silly! You know I want MY corpse to rot next to YOURS!