Abe Vigoda Theatre: Shane

Author: biped

Date: October 22, 2005

by biped
10-22-05
My name's Shane. I'm a mysterious gunfighter who wants to settle down and go straight. My, your wife sure looks nice. I mean, those biscuits.
I'm Joe Starrett, a farmer who's getting forced off my land by a mean old cattle rancher. 'Course, I wouldn't ask you to kill him and all of his men for me. Nope.
So, you're Wilson. I heard about you. Yep -- I heard you were a low-down... Yankee...liar.
Prove it, Shane.
Well, Riker and Wilson and all the bad guys are dead, and it's time for me to go away. Bye, Little Joe.
BUT SHAAANE! PA'S GOT THINGS FOR YOU TO DO! AND MOTHER WANTS YOU WANTS YOU WANTS YOU! I KNOW SHE DOES SHE DOES SHE DOES!