FTC 76: Nicht Haben Eine Assholen

Author: biped

Date: November 12, 2005

by biped
11-12-05
We got your call, what's the trouble in here?
THE TOILET PAPER'S WAY OVER THERE! AND I CAN'T REACH IT!
"Reach" it? You don't have any hands. And I hate to tell you this, buddy, but -- you don't even have an ASSHOLE.
I --
So, since you're about to die anyway, would you please donate your asshole to me?
Wha -- YOU'RE an asshole!