FTC 78: Shattered Love

Author: biped

Date: November 30, 2005

by biped
11-30-05
And that's why I can't continue with this relationship.
Look, how many times do I have to tell you -- I am NOT Merv Griffin!!!
"Oh, I remember it as thought it were only yesterday...in fact, it was..."
"Ooooh -- I HATE fish hands! We'll be right baaack."
And I hate YOU, Merv Griffin.
...and you ARE Merv Griffin. You ARE. That's why I loved you.
Look, I'm a DONKEY! Merv Griffin's a HUMAN, you IDIOT!