FTC 79: Template #2

Author: biped

Date: December 10, 2005

by biped
12-10-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I just ASSASSINATED TED KENNEDY!
OH MY GOD, NO!!! NOOOOO!!!
Don't worry, Mom -- there's no law against it. I checked.
BUT BOBBY, THE ANTI-MURDER LAWS APPLY TO EVERYONE, EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT SPECIFICALLY MENTIONED BY NAME!!!