FTC 79: Template #3

Author: biped

Date: December 10, 2005

by biped
12-10-05
GUESS WHAT, Mom? I just ASSASSINATED TED KENNEDY!
OH MY GOD, NO!!! NOOOOO!!!
Mommy, I'm PREGGANT! And WOOFY'S the daddy!
OH, HOW HORRIBLE!!! SOB!!!