The Vampire Who Loved Christmas

Author: biped

Date: December 15, 2005

by biped
12-15-05
Ho ho ho! I vant to dreenk your Yule-tastic blood, Debbie!
Why, you're the merriest vampire ever!
Yum! Dat vas a de-lee-cious holiday blood-nog!
What a...Christmassy... way...to die... (GURGLE!)
Happy Chreesmas to all, and to all a good -- BITE! MWUH-HA-HA-HA!
That joke just cost you a train set.