The Vampire Who Loved Christmas 5

Author: biped

Date: December 15, 2005

by biped
12-15-05
Dees has been da VORST Chreesmas EVER! Ant dis UNDERVEAR is cuttink off da circulation een my TESTICLES!
Uh...me and the guys got together and bought you a train set. At the flea market.
OH, GOODY! I -- it isn't movink. Ant vere's da shmoke? Da real shmoke?
Uh...that one cost too much. Just use your imagination... you know, like Barney the dinosaur says.
VERE ISS DIS DINOSAUR? I vill SUCK HISS BLOOD!
NOW you're talkin'!