5. Billy and Mom in "The New Neighbor"

Author: biped

Date: February 12, 2006

by biped
2-12-06
LISTEN, YOU BIG, FAT TURDFACE, I --
BILLY! That's no way to talk to anyone!
Oh, it's okay, Mom. I was just talking to our new neighbor -- the big, fat guy with turds all over his face.
EWWW! You mean the hitman we hired to kill him hasn't done the job yet?
Nope, he's still walkin' around alive.
ED! Call Mr. Vincenzo and see what the fudging hold-up is!