A Lover's Deception

Author: biped

Date: March 10, 2006

by biped
3-10-06
Wow, I'm so lucky. I never dreamed that a famous hunk like Brad Pitt would have sex with a poor little blind girl like me.
I'm not your usual conceited Hollywood star with a big ego, my dear.
The way you've been described to me, I had no idea you had such big ears. Or a body covered entirely with fur. Or a tail.
Well...my rugged good looks don't fit the standard "pretty boy" mold.
I--I'm in love with you, Brad. Is there any chance you feel the same way--about me? I'd like for you to meet my parents--
Pam, I can't go on deceiving you like this. I'm not really Brad Pitt. I'm a coyote.