FTC 84: Explode My Pants 1

Author: biped

Date: April 4, 2006

by biped
4-04-06
Somewhere, coal miners were eating breakfast...but elsewhere in the world...
I want...to explode... my pants...
That's CRAZY TALK, Dave.
EXPLODE MY PANTS!!!
NO!!!
Then the orphans must die horribly.
Like...in lieu of your pants exploding?