CC 317: Captain Chip On "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" 5

Author: biped

Date: April 7, 2006

by biped
4-07-06
This has been the highest-rated season of "The Surreal Stripcreator Life" ever. We'd like to offer you a contract.
GASP -- AN ALL-NEW "CAPTAIN CHIP" TV SERIES!!! OH, HAPPY DAY!!!
Actually, VH1 couldn't care less about "Captain Chip." VH1 wants "Captain Wanker."
I -- oh.
NNNFFF -- NNNFFF -- UNNNGGGHHHH!!! OH MY GOD!!!
WHOA!!! SEVENTEEN STROKES!!! TIFFANY FROM CHI-TOWN WINS A F***ING T-SHIRT!!!