World's Finest Comics 1

Author: biped

Date: May 1, 2006

by biped
5-01-06
Captain Chip and Biff McGurk are DRUNK!!!
Goodbye, "Captain Chip"! I'm changing my name to DEAD DOG MAN!!! DEAD DOG MAN!!!
I am going to go out and beat up a horse.
Apparently (hic) my new name doesn't warrant any attention whatsoever!
HEY, YOU! MAKE WAY FOR DEAD DOG MAN!
HOORAY! HOORAY! DEAD DOG MAN! YAAAAAAAAAY! HOORAY! HOORAY! (BELCH!) HOORAY!