Death Man

Author: biped

Date: May 13, 2006

by biped
5-13-06
Greetings, citizen! I'm your newest superhero-type hero--DEATH MAN!
"Death Man"? Err...what's your super power?
My very touch causes INSTANT DEATH! Criminals will fear me! I shall strike TERROR in the hearts of--
"Instant death"? Why, that's HORRIBLE--a power more befitting a villain than a superhero!
LOOK, KID, I CAN'T HELP IT IF--oops, sorry. Didn't mean to wave my arm like that.