Death Man 4

Author: biped

Date: May 13, 2006

by biped
5-13-06
HAVE NO FEAR--uh, I mean, HAVE FEAR! DEATH MAN is here!
Okay, you got me fair and square. Take me away, Death Man.
HA-HA, I--well, you see...I don't actually "take" criminals "away." I just, uh, kill them.
But...it's my first offense. All I did was rob one house...geez, and I gave up, too.
Well, this isn't very exciting.
Are you kidding? I almost WET MY PANTS!