JOEY AND JEFF!!! IN "THE FUNERAL"!!!

Author: biped

Date: May 17, 2006

by biped
5-17-06
GUESS WHAT, JOEY!!! I GOT TO GO TO A FUNERAL TODAY AND SEE A REAL DEAD GUY!!! IT WAS MY UNCLE RALPH!!!
GEE WHIZ!!! I WISH ONE OF MY RELATIVES WOULD HURRY UP AND DIE!!! SO I COULD SEE A REAL DEAD GUY, TOO!!!
MOM!!! ARE ANY OF OUR RELATIVES ALMOST DEAD!!! I THINK IT WOULD BE FUN TO GO TO THE FUNERAL AND LOOK AT THEM!!!
WHY JOEY!!! YOU SHOULDN'T WISH PEOPLE DEAD JUST SO YOU CAN LOOK AT THEM!!! WHAT IF IT WERE ME OR YOUR DAD!!!
AND WHEN MOM SAID THAT I GOT SAD AND STARTED TO CRY!!! JEFF!!! I DON'T WANT ANYBODY TO BE DEAD!!!
THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT, JOEY!!! SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL HAVE FUN LOOKING AT THEM ANYWAY!!!