JOEY AND MUFFY BURTON!!! IN "THE DATE"!!!

Author: biped

Date: May 17, 2006

by biped
5-17-06
I'M SORRY I PUKED ON YOU LAST WEEK, MUFFY!!! THANKS FOR GOING OUT WITH ME!!! WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER HOT DOG!!!
I WOULD LIKE TEN MORE HOT DOGS, JOEY!!! AND SOME MORE ONION RINGS AND ANOTHER MILK SHAKE!!! AND A BANANA SPLIT!!!
HOLY CATS, DAD!!! I DIDN'T KNOW IT COST SO MUCH TO TAKE GIRLS OUT ON A DATE!!! I SPENT MY WHOLE MONTH'S ALLOWANCE!!!
THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS, JOEY!!! ALL YOU CAN DO IS START MOWING A WHOLE LOT OF YARDS!!! AND STOP BUYING COMIC BOOKS!!!
CAN WE GO TO YOUR HOUSE LATER AND READ YOUR COMIC BOOKS!!! I WANT TO READ THE NEW "IRON MAN AND DR. STRANGE"!!!
NO, JOEY!!! GIRLS DON'T READ COMIC BOOKS LIKE THAT!!! BUT YOU CAN READ MY NEW "ARCHIE" CHRISTIAN COMICS INSTEAD!!!