FTC 86: The Night Bob Returned

Author: biped

Date: May 21, 2006

by biped
5-21-06
Hey, Bob! How come you're not a "hippie" anymore and helping us protest stuff? And stuff? Why, Bob, huh, Bob? Why? Huh? Bob? Bob?
Because I'm a living corpse now, Eddie. This is the suit they buried me in. This is the way the mortician made up my face. This was the look I had when I died.
But how come you're not buried anymore, Bob? How come you're walking around and stuff, huh, Bob, huh, Bob? Huh? Bob? Bob? Bob?
Because my parents made a wish on some ancient talisman, for me to be alive again and return to them. So I clawed my way up out of the grave--
Wow, that's far-out, Bob. Got any spare change?
Uh...let me check... maybe they buried me with my lucky Kennedy half-dollar...