CC 325: Funny Farm Frolics

Author: biped

Date: June 29, 2006

by biped
6-29-06
Oh, yeah? Well, FUCK you and the horse you rode in on, ya little BASTARDS!
Horsey-Poo, I'm afraid you are no longer suitable to host "Funny Farm Frolics" for us. You're fired.
Huh? But this is the number one children's show on TV! The little bas--er, "tykes" LOVE me!
Well, they did...until you started drunkenly berating them into fits of hysterical weeping and catatonia on a daily basis.
I'm...I'm sorry, kids. You see, Horsey-Poo is...well... "impotent." That means he can no longer get "Mr. Weenie" to perform--
Just start the fucking cartoon and get out.