Variety Is The Spice Of Life

Author: biped

Date: July 20, 2006

by biped
7-20-06
Mmm-boy! This lifeburger sure is good!
Waiter! Would you bring me some variety, please? This spaghetti and lifeballs is a little bland.
"Pass that variety when you're done, Billy! I wanna stick some of it on these here life tots!"
Mommy, why do I have to be on TV?
Because Mommy needs the money for her stomach bypass, stupid. Now go study your fuckin' lines.