CC 329: Grant Larson, Future Salesman 1

Author: biped

Date: August 8, 2006

by biped
8-08-06
Good afternoon, madam! Would you like to purchase a Finster Poodle Disintegrator?
A who what...huh?
A Finster Poodle Disintegrator. It's the finest quality...
Well, why in heaven's name would anyone want to disintegrate poodles?
Uh, madam...SOME people happen to be ALLERGIC to poodles! But, apparently...YOU... DON'T...GIVE A FUCK!!!
Oh piss off, dickhead.