CC 332: Fucking Larry King's Corpse

Author: biped

Date: September 13, 2006

by biped
9-13-06
Omigod! LARRY KING IS DEAD!
Madison, Wisconsin--you're on the line!
I'm GLAD Larry King is dead! Now I can FUCK HIS CORPSE!
Fucking Larry King's corpse! Our subject for discussion when we return from these messages!
Did you fuck Larry King's corpse?
Well, Larry told me that if I died first, he'd fuck my corpse. So, I preemptively fucked his, officer.