FTC 95: See You Next Wednesday

Author: biped

Date: October 5, 2006

by biped
10-05-06
Your pathetic attempts at romance will never work.
(*sigh*) This wonderful old classic film is so romantic. It just makes me want to go right out and fuck a horse.
Guess what? The theater manager anticipated that reaction, so he's pimpin' horse whores in the lobby!
See a great movie--fuck a horse. It's just like those hazy old golden days of the cinema.
Yeah--except back then, you got to fuck Mickey Rooney and Buddy Hackett in the ass!