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| Your pathetic attempts at romance will never work. | |
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| (*sigh*) This wonderful old classic film is so romantic. It just makes me want to go right out and fuck a horse. | |
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| Guess what? The theater manager anticipated that reaction, so he's pimpin' horse whores in the lobby! | |
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| See a great movie--fuck a horse. It's just like those hazy old golden days of the cinema. | |
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| Yeah--except back then, you got to fuck Mickey Rooney and Buddy Hackett in the ass! | |
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