FTC 95: The Poor Lovesick Oaf

Author: biped

Date: October 5, 2006

by biped
10-05-06
Your pathetic attempts at romance will never work.
You don't like the flowers? Then h-how about this? It's...it's your mom's head. Freshly decapitated, and decorated with--
Oh, for Pete's sake. First daisies, now this--I've never seen such clumsy and ill-conceived courting.
(*sniff*) I guess maybe I should tell the little aliens in advance that I'll kill them if they don't love me.