WW 54: Drunk Church Fun With Buddy

Author: biped

Date: October 31, 2006

by biped
10-31-06
Hey, Father O'Mallard, guess what? Just in time for Christmas--I made up a parody of "Silent Night"! Ha, ha, HAW!
"Silent Night"? But that's one of the most solemn, highly-beloved--
"Fu-uck you, Mom...fu-uck you, Mom...whaaat a CUNT...whaaat a skank...round yon fu-uckhole, gather the dogs--"
STOP IT--STOP IT!!! I WON'T HAVE YOU PROFANING THAT SONG ANY FURTHER, YOU FILTHY-MINDED DEGENERATE!!!
Fuck...you priests are sensitive. How 'bout "Dick And Balls On A Babe Named Holly"? "Dick and balls on a babe named Holly, FA-LA-LA--"
WE HAPPEN TO HAVE a hermaphrodite named Holly in our congregation who might be offended, THANK you very much!