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| Hey, Father O'Mallard, guess what? Just in time for Christmas--I made up a parody of "Silent Night"! Ha, ha, HAW! | |
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| "Silent Night"? But that's one of the most solemn, highly-beloved-- | |
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| "Fu-uck you, Mom...fu-uck you, Mom...whaaat a CUNT...whaaat a skank...round yon fu-uckhole, gather the dogs--" | |
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| STOP IT--STOP IT!!! I WON'T HAVE YOU PROFANING THAT SONG ANY FURTHER, YOU FILTHY-MINDED DEGENERATE!!! | |
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| Fuck...you priests are sensitive. How 'bout "Dick And Balls On A Babe Named Holly"? "Dick and balls on a babe named Holly, FA-LA-LA--" | |
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| WE HAPPEN TO HAVE a hermaphrodite named Holly in our congregation who might be offended, THANK you very much! | |
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