CC 342: Skidmarks For Santa 1

Author: biped

Date: December 20, 2006

by biped
12-20-06
Santa! What in the blue Dickens are you doing on the set of a gay "scat" porno film?
Same as you, Captain Chip--or should I say "Captain Wanker"--I need a hernia operation.
GOSH! And to pay for it, Santa himself will have to suck dick, get ass-pumped, and eat some fat fag's hot, runny--
YES, YES--I GET THE POINT! But at least I'll only have to do this ONCE!
I just loved you in "I'm Dreaming Of A Brown Christmas", Santa. Care to re-enact it in lieu of your bill? I'll be "The Constipated Wood Sprite."