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| Santa! What in the blue Dickens are you doing on the set of a gay "scat" porno film? | |
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| Same as you, Captain Chip--or should I say "Captain Wanker"--I need a hernia operation. | |
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| GOSH! And to pay for it, Santa himself will have to suck dick, get ass-pumped, and eat some fat fag's hot, runny-- | |
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| YES, YES--I GET THE POINT! But at least I'll only have to do this ONCE! | |
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| I just loved you in "I'm Dreaming Of A Brown Christmas", Santa. Care to re-enact it in lieu of your bill? I'll be "The Constipated Wood Sprite." | |
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