The Diagnosis

Author: biped

Date: July 14, 2007

by biped
7-14-07
Well, Doc...do I have hemmorrhoids?
I'm afraid it's worse than that, Ed. You have..hamsterroids.
Well, dear? Hemmorrhoids?
Nope... hamsterrhoids.
Honey, are you done vomitting yet? I really need you to rub in some more of this medicated ointment.
HHHUURRRPPPP!!!