Alan Doesn't Work Here Anymore

Author: biped

Date: July 14, 2011

by biped
7-14-11
I need some legal advice. My stewardess union is considering a class action suit against--oh, it's you.
But, Mr. Splet is a model employee with impeccable credentials. May I ask why you want another lawyer?
Beat it, Splet. Or should I say--"Mr. Shitty Crash Position."