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| Class, Mr. Alan Splet has agreed to teach us all the new "Splet Crash Position", which recently saved his life during a terrible air disaster. | |
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| ...and, since the adoption of the revolutionary new "Splet Crash Position", air disaster fatalities have increased a whopping 100%. | |
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| Whew...sounds like they should call it the "Shitty Crash Position", ha ha. And in a related story, Alan Splet has disappeared and is hoped dead. | |
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| It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the--WHOA! Aren't you the "shitty crash position" guy? | |
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