JOEY!! AND OFFICER DAVE!!! IN "A TOWN WITHOUT A 7-ELEVEN"!!!

Author: biped

Date: February 8, 2026

by biped
2-08-26
Funny...I remember way, way back when this little town didn't even have a 7-Eleven.
NO 7-ELEVEN!!! HOT DAMN!!! I MEAN,GEE WHIZ, OFFICER DAVE!!! THAT'S TOTALLY SUPER-HARD TO IMAGINE!!!
Yep. You couldn't even get a Hot-To-Go cheeseburger to toss into the microwave back in those days.
OH MY GOSHERS, WOWIE,JEEPERS, AND GEE WHILLICKERS, OFFICER DAVE!!! WHAT THE "F" DID YOU DO FOR FOOD!!!
Well, we just had to find other things to eat.
HOKEY SMOKES!!! AND HOLY GUACAMOLE, OFFICER DAVE!!! WHY, YOU MUST'VE SEARCHED FAR AND WIDE!!! OR COOKED!!!