All comics by bluestar

 

by bluestar
5-13-01
One day, #bottestlab went on a flight to hell
I AM TEH GOTH
YOU SUCK
They all DIED...Except Empyrean..
YOU ARE CUTe. WANT TO COME TO MY SHACK AND DO IT?
Meanwhile....the internet goes on...
RING!! RING! PICK ME UP FAGGORT!
I WILL HAX0R MYSELF

 

by bluestar
5-13-01
ARRRR I AM MEPITANS
What?
ARRRR I AM MEPITANS
GAAAH
Poor mepitans could not find someone to love...so he stays on the computer all the time

 

by bluestar
5-13-01
my name is exo!
well..it is!
I will hax0r j00
FAGG0RT

 

by bluestar
5-13-01
Hi
Shut up you fucking lamer. I am l33t and you are not. fool.
What you say !!
Die Fagg0rt
And so, the lamer won with a fart...
That's it...you die..
GAAAHH!!!!

 

by bluestar
5-13-01
Hi. I am Toren. What's your name little girl?
Madeline you fucktard.
Hi. I am Toren. What's your name little girl?
Go to hell you fool.
Hi. I am Toren. What's your name little girl?
You suck

 

by bluestar
5-13-01
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!
This place blows...Last time I buy moonproperty.com
You suck

 

by bluestar
5-13-01
Hi
Hi
Are you looking at my breasts?

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
What is wrong with me.
I sit here night and day. Wondering when I will be something that I am not.
Alas. I will be here forever...
Your not funny.

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
Hi my name is anal boy!
AHHHHEYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Thank you toren..

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Sure. How?
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Sure. How?
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
Fuck you

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
Your time has come.
Look over there!
Where!?
hehe..
Gimme my fucking clothes back!

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
Little jimmy would never mess with the squirrels again...
Bring the catsup

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
The master says we must spar
Ok.
What are you doing?
Hold on...just keep standing like that

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
You suck
Shut up.
heh
Wanna make something of it!?
GAAAAAH!!!

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
I could take you!
No. I am the master off all martial arts and magic.
HAHAHAHAH YUO WISH FAGGORT!
Fuck You

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
GAH! I'M A TWO HEADED PINK COW!
GAH! I'M A TWO HEADED PINK COW!

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
So I was walking down the street today, and a guy said he hadn't had a bite in weeks...so I bit him
But seriously folks...
Man this crowd is dead...But seriously folks...

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
WISH YOU WERE HERE!
WISH YOU WERE HERE!
Would you stop looking at those stupid Postcards!?

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
Your time has come...
Hey! Look over there!
Where!?
hehe!
GIMME MY CLOTHES BACK!!!

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
And so, as it was, the young boy became fond of his computer. He spent every waking hour, learning of new tricks and new ways to do things.
What's a floating point!?
{sssps :sss %%%1 go AsA (( ) == tea } return 0;
And before long, he was...at last....l33t...And no one could hax0r like he could hax0r. Not a rival around.
I r l33t
1010001011101010 1101010100101010 1110110101010101 0101010101011111 0000001101101000 0010010111110101 0101001010110010
Until one day..
I'm telling you, he has to be deleted tonight
I'll send out a s-notice and notify the bots. They will handle it.

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
We got a job to do. Some freezek has to be erased tonight.
HTTP 100 OK
Ok. Go to it
HTTP 100 OK

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK!
MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK!
MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK! MUST KILL JEFFK!

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
So you want to kill JeffK? He is in the next room
FAGGORT

 

by bluestar
5-14-01
BAH! I am HERE TO KILL YOU JEFFK!
Oh really..
YES
Oh really..
YES.. GAAAHHHHH
H@ H@, 0wn3d

 

by bluestar
6-04-01
Earlier that day
I can't believe they are making money off this whole Tomb Raider movie thing
Not so earlier somewhere else
Who the heck would watch this tomb raider movie thing
Later at Dev's house..
Tomb Raider....*drool*

 

by bluestar
3-07-02
Hello There, I'm captain pectorial, the english muffin packing hero of british telivision and rice cake boxes everywhere!
I'm here to tell you about Plaque. Without brushing your teeth properly, at least 2 times a day or as recommended by our friends the dentists, your teeth will end up as yellow as my pee colored hair
Fucking A my wirey trash talking windows whore friend.
Hello I'm clippy, I like to help you write documents and cause blue screens due to address violations in the windows memory banks, can I help you write a document about plaque?

 

by bluestar
3-07-02
Your soul is mine you fucking pathetic earthling. My penis is twice your size and your grandma knows it.
Say something you skanky bitch faggot before I crush your nuts in my buttcrack
Jim watched Buffy the vampire slayer one too many times...

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