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by bobert63
10-21-01
Smiley Man vs. Satan Himself!
Darn, why is it that whenever I'm having fun blowing up mounds of dirt, *you* show up?
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Lucifer is frustrated.
Well? Aren't you going to try to fight me or something? Anything... hello??? What the hell is wrong with you? Is that all you can do? Stand there with that idiotic grin on your face? Dumbass.
Little does he know I have a secret plan!
The Devil Triumphs Again
Screw it, he's not worth my time.

 

by bobert63
10-21-01
A Day in the Life of Maura
Oh, great another dumb college guy, come over to hit on me...
I love your hair, it's like Erik the Red's, really brings out your lips.
Aw, how sweet! This one's not too shabby. Maybe I was wrong about him.
Yeah, I just came out to this historical site because there's this question that's been bugging me. I decided to come straight to the source, but even now, I can't seem to figure out the answer.
Why *DO* they call it the "Whitehouse"?

 

by bobert63
10-21-01
In the beginning, there was nothingness...
Then God created "Man"
Let there be Man!
Whoa, dude!
After careful re-consideration, God decided to stick with nothingness.

 

by bobert63
10-21-01
Oh, there he is! He's so hot, I'm not worthy to be standing this close to him!
Is that Billy over in that clothes store?
Oh but what chance do I have with Peter? Still, though, I should ask him out or something, who knows?! No, no, just forget it, hon.
Oh, wait, it's just some stranger.
Christ, am I ever pathetic....
Whoever he is, he looks pretty sexy in those sweatpants.

 

by bobert63
10-21-01
Melvin, have you ever felt empty inside knowing that, as robots we have no greater purpose?
But ALL Smurfs are blue! All of them, damn it!
Yes, but in all seriousness, doesn't it give you a sense of dejection. Humans can have their gods and whatnot, but we were made to do their bidding, you know?
What if Napoleon had been German? What then?
For heaven's sake, Melvin, will you stop with your incessant non-sequiturs and listen to me! I'm trying to pose a philosophical question here!
It seems as though the world's fruitcakes have all been blown to oblivion.

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