All comics by bondagekitten

 

There's one thing about guys that i just can't stand... by bondagekitten 3-11-03
A typical day in the neighborhood I'm having a bad day... Let's have sex.	My dog died, I failed a math test, I'm grounded and my windsheild was busted out last night. I know what will make you feel better! Let's have sex.	I also learned that I have gonorrhea. Green stuff is oozing out of my twat. So? Let's have sex.

 

very inside ... joke? whatever by bondagekitten 3-28-03
The worst, and most predictable thing to happen all day. I wonder if it's Time for me to call Jessi again. Let's see... She's probably in the middle of an emotional break down. I hate to be left out of those!	*RIIIIING* Don't be Joey *crosses fingers* PLEASE for the love of God! Don't be Joey!	So!!! I've been missing you! What's up? I wanna see you. How's things with Brian? I'm sorry, I'm only talking to people who DON'T make me cry today. *click*

 

An Unfortunate turn of events for the Pirate Man. by bondagekitten 3-30-03
ARGH! I am the infamous internet pirateer. Pirateer? Is that even a word?	I steal music from the internet, as well as software. You do know that there isn't a computer in sight, and even if there was, there's no sound in space, right?	ARGH me maties, I smell mutany afoot! ARGH Mutany? Is this guy for real?

 

A true testament to love in 21st Century America. by bondagekitten 3-30-03
Observe: Two people.	Observe: Two people talking. What do you want to do today? I don't know. What do you want to do?	Observe: Two people realising that this is really the only conversation they've had for 2 straight years. We could always make Ramen and watch the same movies that we did last week... and then have sex... YAY!!! RAMEN!!!

 

Daydreams by bondagekitten 4-01-03
In the land of pink sparkly tube tops and hidden love affairs... I really hope the fact that you can see my underwear while I'm kicking you in the face doesn't turn Armando on... Mmmm. School girl skirt... now where's Steven?	Why are you so jealous of me? I never did anything to you... Me? Jealous? Not at all.. I just think that there are more fish in the ocean. Non "bigger" than you though.	Is that Steven I hear calling out that the hot wax is ready? What?!?! Um... I gotta go, we'll finish this later... BYE!

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