All comics by boogiebass

 

Splish-Splash by boogiebass 2-19-01
Splish-Splash! YOU WILL BE TERMINATED	I was taking a bath... I LOVE CONQUEROR!	All about a Saturday night! WITH MY SPECIAL ATTACHMENT

 

All about Bickle by boogiebass 2-19-01
On a Saturday night... Splish-splash! Arrgghh!! I don't get it! Your a bug not a bass!	Bickle thinks... I was taking a bath! What would Tarantino do?	Time to take a stab at it... All about a Saturday night! Hmm...where to begin?

 

More about Bickle by boogiebass 2-19-01
Bickle get's frustrated If I had a hammer!! Shut-up! I can't think!	I'd hammer in the evening! Yes...must use hammer...	I'd hammer in the morning! All over this land...*ouch*

 

Full Metal Jackoff by boogiebass 2-19-01
Siagon 1969 Me so horny! Me more so horny!!	Without warning... Me love you long time! Me love you longer time!!	The "Tit Offensive" began Oh, SO horny!! Oh, SO more horny!!!

 

Full Metal Jackoff Part 2 by boogiebass 2-19-01
The "Tit Offensive" entered it's second day Me go both ways!! Me go three ways!!!	Me like sucky-sucky! Me like sucky-sucky-sucky!	Me do your friend, too, no extra charge! Me do your platoon, no extra charge!!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 1 by boogiebass 2-20-01
Man's savlation was in jeopardy! *groan* Bad Jesus!!	But a forest friend of the faith had a plan... Gotta save Jee-zuz!! This rocket should do the trick!	3-2-1...blast-off!! Ai-ee! It burns like gonnerhea!

 

Rooster Crotchburn by boogiebass 2-20-01
I never want to see you again!	I've lost Dixie forever	I wish I was in Dixie...hoo-rah...hoo-rah The south will rise again!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 2 by boogiebass 2-20-01
Christ suffers on the cross once more! All who believeth in me shall... Shut-up, you messianic miscreant!	But a furry friend of faith had not given up hope... Hey, Presley! My rocket's gonna save Jee-zuz!! WORD!	KA-BOOM!!! Only the faithful survive! There is a me after all! Ai-eee!!!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 3 by boogiebass 2-20-01
With the Lord freed from Satan's minions... You've saved Christianity, my friend! Well done! Oh, jeepers! Thanks, Mr. C!	Now go forth and smite the rest of the unholy! Uh, what about you, Great Jee-zuz?	And so the crusade began... Bring me back an expresso and a bagel! As you command, Holy One!

 

EASY-ALIEN by boogiebass 2-20-01
Easily I approach the microphone...	...and it ain't no joke!	Dedicated to EASY-E Tell yo momma to git offa my tip, I have no time to give her my dick!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 4 by boogiebass 2-20-01
Deep in the bowels of Hell, Satan and the Anti-Christ plot... That squirrel saved Jesus! We have to act quickly! Uh, sure Mr. S...what are we gonna do?	Idiot! We have to stop that squirrel! Fetch Choppy, my faithful demon. Justin Timberlake sure is dreamy.	Later... I want you to kill teh rodent and take his place. Then the world will be mine! Mwahahaha!! Yeah, yeah, yeah...chop him up and spit him out!!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 5 by boogiebass 2-20-01
Our Righteous Rodent spreads the good word... Hey, Presley, I just saved Jee-Zuz!! Now he wants me to smite all infidels! Wow, that's neat. I just saw 3 movies. Now I'll bore you to tears with my reviews of them.	Jeepers! I've got a lot of smiting to do! Later! First off, I saw "Hannibal". I lot of people were grossed out at the theater, but I wasn't. Serial killers are just played out in modern cinema...blah...blah...blah	The movie asks the audience to believe that psychotic killers can run around in broad daylight. That's just ridiculous. And don't get me started on Ray Liotta...blah...blah... Heeeere's Choppy!!!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 6 by boogiebass 2-21-01
The Righteous Rodent is on a mission to smite the unholy... Hello! Do you believe in Jee-Zuz?	Uh, no, I don't. I'm a Buddhist. Is that so? Then Jee-Zuz says...	A bolt of fire from the sky seals the infidel's fate! DIE BY FIRE!!!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 7 by boogiebass 2-21-01
Our Righteous Rodent continues his mission... Well, shar I believes in Jeezus! He's my Lawrd and Save-yur! Yay! God bless you and your cooties!	I'm off to smite more heathens! Take care, Darlene! Wait! Kin you give me a ride to Dairy Queen?	But Choppy, the satanic squirrel, is shadowing him! Whut a strange li'l critter! Wait till she gets a load of me!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 8 by boogiebass 2-23-01
In A.D. 2101 Holy War was beginning. how are you gentlemen? It's You!! Someone set us up the bomb!	All your base are belong to us! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. Take off every sin, for Great Justice!	The Lord says...Die by fire!!

 

LAUGHED BEHIND Part 9 by boogiebass 3-02-01
The furry faithful one confronts Jeb, the Anti-Christ Brad Pitt has such a nice ass. You though grey aliens would stop my holy crusade, Mr. Antee Crhist!	Oh, I know it! We'll Jee-zuz suggests you....	Suddenly! Hee-hee! You're too late, rodent! I just started World War 3!! This ain't over, queer-boy!

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