All comics by brodie780

 

New York, New York by brodie780 10-20-04
Dan meets his first New Yorker So you're from the South, eh? Yeehaw...that's right...Ich wohne Virginia! Ah, Die luftwaffe! In den Himmel!	I pictured you a lot differently... Wirklich? How so?	Dan meets his first New Yorker Uh..kinda like this... Figures...Damn Yankees

 

Trip to the City by brodie780 10-20-04
They finnaly arrive in Times Square Well, this is New York City... Pretty...overrated...	And this is a mugger... Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...	The friendly New Yorkers So...how are things? GARRRRR! OUTSIDER! DIE NOW!

 

Friday Night in Wingdale by brodie780 10-22-04
Bill and Dan discuss their weekend... Bill, are we losers for sitting at home on a Friday night? Well...not you...see you at least had a girlfriend once...	It was actually just an emotionally crippling, ill-advised fling. Still more than what I've got...I usually spend Fridays doing homework.	Bill begins to hallucinate... We could use dates. I'd guess you'd have like a 14% chance of finding a great gal. Maybe even 17% She's perfect!

 

Bah! Women! by brodie780 10-25-04
Dan and Kyle spot a lady... Hey, look, Sandy's over there. You should go talk to her... Really? Ok...	Hi, Sandy... Hey, there- NO!	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Didn't go too well...hey, why are you walking away?

 

Dan's idea of hilarious... by brodie780 10-25-04
Where's this going? So the one lesbian vampire says to the second lesbian vamprie, "See ya next month!"	I don't get it...wait...	UGHHHH! Dude, that's foul... Hahahahahaha!

 

Introducing...Bill 2.0 by brodie780 10-25-04
Hi, what's your name? Dan, it's me...Bill	Ho-ly shit...Bill? Yeah...I went on Vacation...decided to get a new look.	This is a new look? Wel, turns out that spandex is comfortable. Like a thousand hands groping you everywhere, all at once...

 

Big A and Mich by brodie780 10-25-04
Dover's Favorite Couple Hi, I'm Aaron... And I'm Michelle!	We date... Yep, that's right....I love Aaron	Enter...Hajek.... Not after I'm done with you! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!

 

Dan's Return to the South by brodie780 10-25-04
Dan and Phil 6 months ago... I'm Dan...I am SOOOO Irish People in general don't like me...	Phil...is that you? BaGokkkk!	Good to be home... OH MY GOD! Bok bok...bagokkk

 

The Waiting is the Hardest Part by brodie780 10-26-04
So you're gonna tell Sandy you love her? Yeah, as soon as she gets here...	How long we're you gonna wait? She should be here any minute now...	2 Hours Later... ...Fuck it ...Fuck it

 

A Real AP History Class by brodie780 10-26-04
Mike, in what year did the Civil War end? Um...1352?	Dan, what was Abraham Lincoln's middle name? 34?	Steve, in what year did the Civil War end? I really like vanilla...

 

Enter the Edab by brodie780 10-26-04
Hi there...I'm Mike, and this is Dan. We're from the popular comic strip "Dover" And tonight, we'd like to introduce a new charcter...	This is EJ...who we sometimes call Edab... Hi...	Dan, you fucking idiot...that's Adam! This is Edab... Babbaganeush! Where am I?

 

Dover 3694 by brodie780 10-26-04
What's goin' on Robo-Dan? Not much Metal-Mike...	... ...	So you hear that they mathematically proved Edab 9.5 is made of Stingrays? Yeah...the things they do with science these days...FAHERKRINGERK...aach, sorry, sore throat...

 

Halloween Town by brodie780 10-27-04
Mike...Mike's Costume	Dan...Dan's Costume	EJ...EJ's Costume

 

Edab the Wise by brodie780 10-27-04
EJ, I need adice on women... *unintelligible mumbling*	I told Sandy I liked her...now she won't talk to me...what do I do? *more mumbles*	Have sex with a what? A porcupine? WTF? BABBAGANEUSH!

 

Mr. Lawson's Best Advice Ever... by brodie780 10-28-04
Begin rant... Dan, let me tell you why to never piss off a Soccer Mom. They're brutal, trust me, I know. They can tear a man apart. wtf?	Those mini-vans are equipped to take on a Sherman Tank! And the true Soccer Mom will replace it every three years! Regardless of condition! WTF?	End rant... Soccer Mom's are the reason Vietnam ended! They were all like, "Bring my man home! Grrr!" WHAT THE FUCK?

 

Vigilante Justice on Mischief Night by brodie780 10-30-04
The brave Neighborhood Watch We'll get these fuckers! You bet your ass!	Clever Detectives... Ok, my theory is that there were two groups: Group Alpha was the smart unit. Group Beta was the dumb one, Beta probably being led by Gary Shaw... I believe that these groups were fighting each other, as well as society. It's evident in these shaving cream smears...	We're really getting into this...wanna go watch Greg the Bunny? ...Yes...

 

After Halloween by brodie780 10-31-04
What'd you get? Um...4 hyperdermic needles and some heroin	How about you? 3 bags of processed Cocaine...	Uh...wanna trade?

 

The Knuck Knuck O'Shaugnessy Award by brodie780 12-02-04
The Award... So Mandi...You've won the Knuck Knuck O'Shaugnessy Award...How do you feel? ...This asshole likes me?	Oh, well...I guess I'll see ya later then! Just keep walking Mandi...	Real smooth there Dan... Oh, fuck the shut up!

 

Another Latently Gay Dan Thing by brodie780 1-10-05
So I'm trying out for the school musical Really? Why in the hell would you go and do that?	Well I've always wanted to be on stage... *awkward silence* Can I smack you?	...Yeah. You probably should. Sweet...

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