things I've shouted today

Author: cairine

Date: October 19, 2002

by cairine
10-19-02
YOU SEE THAT BIG SIGN, THE ONE THAT SAYS "YIELD"? READ IT!!! USE IT!!! BELIEVE IT!!!
IT'S OCTOBER!!! THERE SHOULDN'T BE EGGNOG IN OCTOBER!!!
FIVE YEAR OLDS ARE TOO YOUNG TO SEE THIS MOVIE!!! TAKE THEM HOME NOW!!! HIRE A FUCKING BABYSITTER!!! HOW ABOUT THE NATIONAL GUARD?!