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by call_me_satan
2-25-02
it was just one of those theres-any-new-war-going-on days
hahaha, i got myself a stripcreator pswd!
so?
now i can rule the world!
and...whats your point?
are you threating me?
water, fire, whatever, anyday god

 

by call_me_satan
2-25-02
this place sucks! why won't any aliens come and abduct me?!
ta-da!
i guess i'll stay with bondage

 

by call_me_satan
2-26-02
bla bla aids bla bla bla war bla bla bla bla recesssion bla bla bla more taxes bla bla drink coke

 

by call_me_satan
2-26-02
birthdays are so unique
its today. shes so fine, i gotta be creative! think of something brilliant! think, think...
yes! i got it! its spontaneous! zen! wu-wei!
happy birthday!

 

by call_me_satan
2-26-02
im a rockstar baby waterwalker
its not that i find any commercial culture devoid of any true message
or suggest that cellebrities who do commercials are selling out
its just i think those beings are demons send here to destroy all humandkind

 

by call_me_satan
2-27-02
over twelve thousand years ago...
masterrrr, ourrr ways seeem to worrrk no morrrr
like i can see that dumbass. we need to think of some new way to trick those pesky 'umans
we trrried it aaall! monnney, fancy carrrrs, lavish sexxx, amphetaminnnes, virrrtual rrreality, evrrrything. they arrr leaving as we speak!
shit, i know. i guess we will have to wait for kali yuga. but for now, pack me a bowl, will ya?
and so the great division came upon earth. no more people were united...
masterrr, the time hasss come! shall we let loossse the deadly commmbo?
nah. tell them they got all the lifetime for chasing their silly desires and make some stories on heavenly afterlife. this place is reopen for business!

 

by call_me_satan
2-27-02
many people find it hard to transcend the worldly life.
drrrrrt
drrrrrt
shit im smooth

 

by call_me_satan
2-27-02
i want to be a rasta, goddamnit! i never wanted anything more in my whole life!
sure. call the tv-shop. they got everything!
i and i! rastafarai! me be needin them dredloks growin longa mon!
we deliver anything. did you send the check?
after two months
how is it going man?
them babilon devils cant touch me now

 

by call_me_satan
3-01-02
one day i found a note
if you are reading this letter, then you are the one
you may not believe it, but you are GOD, my man. this may come tough on you, so hold tight...
i mon! you be lookin troubled
i think we are in the 'breakfast of champions', man
true rasta never do commercials mon!

 

by call_me_satan
3-01-02
i got it made
yesterday i broke the habit of not smoking any joints
told ya...
you gotta fight that shit!

 

by call_me_satan
3-02-02
welcome to the show, if you just tuned in, it's BEYOND 2000!
hello! today i'd like to introduce you to the world of the future robotics!
well...
it sucks!

 

by call_me_satan
3-04-02
but is was utterly pointless, dude
tv didn't show up yet...
timing is pretty important, you know
hello? mr tibetan monk sir?

 

by call_me_satan
3-07-02
this is strange. how come we pray to a dying fella whom we nailed to a cross in the first place
this is some sick shit! it's is like going to Yoko Ono with a "legalize guns" t-shirt on. and wasn't a fish a symbol of christianity?
damn! we've got it all fucked up good! maybe it's why he hasn't show up yet?
you got that right, my son

 

by call_me_satan
3-07-02
hi kids! today we are at the spot of a terrible accident! i don't need to tell you how ugly part drugs played in here
say what? go fuck yourself with that horseshit you faggot! how people can dig this bullshit?
there you go, an eyewitness story, stay clean kids! .... and we're off air. gotta dub the usual shit later, ok boss?

 

by call_me_satan
3-18-02
how do you like that banner?
you mean this shit over our heads?
yea, it's fresh and new and all-important
and shiny
and it fucking sucks
most certainly, dear watson

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