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by capitalflash
7-17-01
it's a lonely business, being the city's resident culture-vulture and miserablist...
existential angst...i can't go on...the never ending feeling of doom..does the body rule the mind, or the mind rule the body?ah, a member of my peer group! i have been starved too long. i must speak!
hello, my good man! let us discuss the artform known as music! who are your favourite artistes in this field of excellence?
i'm a big fan of limp bizkit
?
damm, i was sure he looked like a radiohead fan....

 

by capitalflash
7-17-01
ah. being a child. so many things to do. such as peer pressure...
so. i admire your papa roach hoodie...
thanks. it cost me £40...
spoilt fucker. i'll bring him down...
...and you know, i've seen them three times on their last U.K tour...
yeah, well. i liked their underground stuff. and now they're shit. not to mention sell-outs!
...and i touched the lead singers hand....and. oh! well, i am going off them now...it's a stupid hoodie anyway...

 

by capitalflash
7-17-01
ah, the internet. salvation for millions of losers, like you or i...
...you are now connected to the internet...
woo-hoo!
..and the poor suffering indie kids who make up but a fraction of our population...
...entering belle&sebastian chatroom...
right, time to finally speak to those other hardcore belle&sebastian fans!
chatroom: empty. there are 1 users in this room.
fuck.

 

by capitalflash
7-17-01
physical attraction...isn't it lovely?
hmm...he's quite cute looking isn't he? mmm
the gentleman in question calls to his off-screen friend...
DUDE! I fuckin' love the idea of nicking some porn, starting a ruck and picking up some underaage girls, all to the soundtrack of Mudvayne! you read my mind!
see. aren't you glad you didn't ask for his number?
mind, his hair is quite greasy...
i'll just get some beer...you're on my friend! RAWK ON!

 

by capitalflash
7-18-01
conversation between two radiohead fans *stifles yawn*...
oh...but what a work of unsupassed genius 'kid a' and its follow up is...
a powerful...journey through angst and disatisfaction with society and it's expectations...and the effects with the voice, man!
i am also highly keen on 'subteranean homesick alien' off 'OK computer'...
...breathtaking. almost as though thom yorke has visited a spaceship, or indeed knows the feleling of being an outsider...an alien...
unbeknown to our two intense friends...
Christ! another worldwide hit of an album thom? it's just like elvis all over again..they're starting to get ideas down there...time to leave, HQ says...
goodybye earth, hello playing 'creep' every night to two aliens and one martian dog in sector 345-78-B...this is just because i'm a sector 285-56-H alien-made-good isn't it? FASCISTS!

 

by capitalflash
1-10-02
Gabe sits, contemplating life.
Well, this sucks
He is a keen observer...
Nothing happening...
And would notice John, if he wasn't on crack.
Nothing at all.
SHIBBY!

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