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by cartoonmaker
7-17-17
There is a new rule for employees. If you are caught farting in public while on the job, you will be arrested, and your employment will be terminated. No exceptions!
Oh, no!
You were saying?

 

by cartoonmaker
7-18-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-18-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-18-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-18-17
There is a new rule for employees. If you are caught farting in public while on the job, you will be arrested, and your employment will be terminated.
Oh, no!
You were saying?

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17
Who does that new girl think she is!? You can talk to her and find out some dirt!
Right!
Excuse me, ...
Hello, I have two free week's worth at a resort that I can't use. You're welcome to use them. I'm new here, and I am looking for someone to help me get used to the office.
Well, what did you learn?
Do I know you?

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-19-17
A couple is on their way to a fine-dining restaurant [Before 2008]
Many of those poor unfortunates can only afford fast-food.
At the fine-dining restaurant
Please pass the lobster and filet mignon.
At their home with take-out food [During the 2008 Financial Crisis]
I can't believe we lost all of that money!
Please pass the hushpuppies.

 

by cartoonmaker
7-20-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-20-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-20-17
What can I get on my hamburger?
You can get it, dressed anyway you like.
Okay, just give me a minute.
What happened to you?
I think I fainted.

 

by cartoonmaker
7-20-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-20-17
If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
You're so beautiful, I almost forgot my pick up line.

 

by cartoonmaker
7-20-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-20-17

 

by cartoonmaker
7-20-17
Breaking News
Patty & Mac Stafford of Schenectady, New York, have been honored with The Best Couple in the Country Award. Let's throw it over to Janice for an exclusive update.
Thanks, Chip. Our reporter, Ken, who was fired from his last employer for farting in public while on the job, is standing outside the White House fence where the Staffords will receive their award.
The President of the United States is due to come out in 20 minutes. In the meantime, I need to run to the bathroom, because I feel a lot of pressure coming on.

 
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by cartoonmaker
1-11-22
For the Free Math Help & Math Help Forum members on Jan. 11, 2022
Greg, if I ate eight of your ten brownies, what would I be left with?
Diabetes?
Uh, no. Hey, your shoelace is untied.
Where!? Which one? I don't see it.
Made you look!
Rats!

 

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1-26-22

 

by cartoonmaker
1-26-22
What!? FreeMathHelp is down again! I was going to type up some notes for a talk I'm giving using their Latex ability.
My talk is entitled "On the pretentiousness of needlessly long, vague, and self-referential talk titles." Won't you accompany me? Or at least pop in?
Sorry, I have to watch the paint dry and watch the grass grow.
They'll be serving your favorite snacks: Pepperidge Farm cookies!
I suppose I could pop in.

 

by cartoonmaker
3-07-22

 

by cartoonmaker
3-07-22

 

by cartoonmaker
3-07-22
Spring break is next week. If you can give me an example of concrete mathematics, you won't have to do a book report over your vacation.
I know! I would mix cement, stones, sand, and water together.
No. Guess what? The topic of your book report will be on concrete mathematics. See me after class for details.
Rats!

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