All comics by chemlia

 

I hate p-chem by chemlia 11-22-03
I'd rather do organic chem than p-chem	I'd rather do physics than p-chem	I'd rather hang out with dead people than do p-chem I resent that.

 

Geek joke by chemlia 11-22-03
V*D=4pipV*B=0VXE+1/cB=0	VXH-1/cB=4pi/zj Ag Hammer That's not funny	Only because you didn't get it Bang Bang!

 

For Leo by chemlia 11-22-03
Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight	I wish I may, I wish I might...	Aw, SHIT, it's just a satellite!

 

The fate of Zekund by chemlia 11-22-03
To a tightropw alker named Zekund, the "a due to gravity beckoned	His performance was great, at about 9.8 meters per second per second	Who the hell names their kid "Zekund"

 

The fate of Zekund by chemlia 11-22-03
To a tightrope walker named Zekund, the "a" due to gravity beckoned	His performance was great, at about 9.8 meters per second per second	Someone needs to learn to type Who the hell names their kid "Zekund"?

 

Untitled by chemlia 11-22-03
		You know, you're looking a little pale. Oh, shut up.

 

The difference... by chemlia 11-22-03
The difference between math and physics..	Is the same as the difference between masturbation and sex	Both are messy, but physics will get you into much more trouble

 

A song by chemlia 11-23-03
Twinkle twinkle little star, I DON'T wonder what you are!	For by the spectroscopic ken, I know that you are Hydrogen!	Yeah, I know You need to get out of the lab more often. You realize that, don't you?

 

Untitled by chemlia 11-23-03
Ya know, I just have to wonder...	How many of these comics were made by people who were drunk or stoned?	Most of them, I'd reckon.

 

Favorite Janet Quote by chemlia 11-23-03
I'm developing a bit of fondness for cooking	It's a bit like organic chemistry...	but without as many explosions

 

Untitled by chemlia 11-23-03
Now I guess chemistry is our life	But life is chemistry	That's why life sucks! idiot...

 

Dedicated to Dr. Butcher by chemlia 11-23-03
If you have a fire during lab	Don't try to be a hero	Stand back and admire your work

 

Random babble by chemlia 11-24-03
What's up? Don't know, never been there	What's new? c over lambda	You're weird and your point is?

 

Another geek joke by chemlia 11-24-03
Know what keeps ocean mammals in ods, even though they don't directly share? Protection?	Coca cola six-pack rings?	The Van der Whales force ouch

 

Uh, Craig? by chemlia 12-03-03
You know, it would be nice to go through life without a conscience But that would make you a sociopath	Yes...	But it would be liberating.

 

Joedy gets spiritual. by chemlia 12-09-03
You know what's funny? What?	I've decided that I am a very spiritual person. Yes, that is funny...	Considering the fact that you're an atheist.

 

For Jana by chemlia 12-13-03
You know, it wold be really cool to teach organic chemistry.		You'd have to be some kind of sadist.

 

The gospel according to CU by chemlia 12-13-03
Christ was made of spun sugar. You won't find THAT in the bible. So were most of moses' people. Hence the need for parting the red sea, the water would have dissolved them. I'll be damned...	They weren't the same quality as the nearly-indestructable peeps. You figured out in three minutes what has taken man 2000 years.	I am the anti-christ, I am made of spun salt

 

Leo's Fondest Wish by chemlia 12-14-03
They need to make a movie with Samuel L. Jackson as a Microsoft Programer.	Just so I can hear the line:	"Hand me that service pack. It's the one named 'Dumbass Motherfucker.'"

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