All comics by chickenhole

 

by chickenhole
2-18-01
Another Treacherous Day of Attempting Normalacy
Are you one of those goth kids?
No, I am Satan, the dark emporor of sin
hmmmmmmm
Sell me your soul, and i will grant your any wish
I want to skip the whole ackward pre pubescent teenage stage, and just be a normal functioning adult.
Sorry Kid, but you drive too hard of a bargain. Adios.

 

by chickenhole
2-18-01
Who the hell are you?
i'm your nervous system, wonder boy.
shouldn't you be inside me?
Technically, yes. But that gig was gettin kinda dull, so i thought i'd try something new.
like what?
I'm going to Vegas. I want to sing and dance!

 

by chickenhole
2-18-01
Back from Sin City?
Yessiree Bob. And boy are my arms tired!
So did you make a big splash on the show scene?
Well....not exactly.......
To much professional competition?
Stage Fright.

 

by chickenhole
2-18-01
And Yet Another Attempt...
Oh great, another peircing freak.
I am Jesus Christ of Nazareth, sent to earth to save your soul.
What can you do about my impending fear of social rejection, failing grades, and acne?
well, ....nothing, but I can rescue your soul from the depths of sin, and promise you ETERNAL LIFE!
At the rate it's going now, No Thanks.
i gotta get a new marketing agent....

 

by chickenhole
2-18-01
The Great Compromise
80-20
90-10
70-30, and thats my final offer.
No dice, 85-15.
Okay, I'll take everyone under 40, and you can have the rest.
Deal.

 

by chickenhole
2-18-01
Howdy boys and girls, I'm the Marlboro Man, and I'm your freind. Don't listen to the evil media.....
Who the HELL are you?
I'm the Ghost Of Lung Cancer Past!
And...............?
Gosh, usually that is enough said...

 

by chickenhole
2-18-01
Being defualt sucks.
I know, through over exposure our chances of ever being used in a strip are greatly reduced
Why the hell do they need default characters anyways?
To compensate for their lack of originality, and underlying feelings of racial supremacy.
So then why did they choose us?
Because everyone knows Asian girls are easy.

 

by chickenhole
2-18-01
Any more guesses about our genders?
Nope.
I guess being adrogynous does make life simpler...We never have to worry about gender roles, discrimination, STD's, or emotional misunderstandings.
Dear Stick Man........
Oh Well ...never mind, forget i asked!
Then I guess there is no use in reading this letter from our artist....

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