Pubic Service Announcement

Author: choadwarrior

Date: December 9, 2004

by choadwarrior
12-09-04
Hi, I'm Jerry Springer.
Before I appealed to the lowest common denominator on television, I was mayor of Cincinatti
Of course, that was before my sex scandal.
If there's one thing I learned as mayor of a conservative community...
The whore you know...
It's not to pay for hookers with checks.
Never leave a paper trail.