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When I was a teenager, my church put on a play during the Christmas Eve service.
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| Messiah, I am Artaban--the Fourth Wise Man! | |
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The "Fourth Wise Man" wandered up and down the aisles looking for Jesus, wearing what looked like a KKK robe.
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| For 33 years, I have pursued you, only to miss you at every turn. | |
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| Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have any gifts for me before I kick it? | |
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I never got the point of the story.
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| Where exactly did you earn your Wise Man credentials? | |
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