One Summer in North Carolina (5)

Author: choadwarrior

Date: February 20, 2005

by choadwarrior
2-20-05
After the Pig Pickin' I went to an ice cream parlour to cool off...
Wow, you must really like Dolly Parton--Look at all this memorabilia.
Yessir. I like to give my customers somethin' nice to look at.
Well, it isn't creepy at all--I'll have an ice-cold banana split, please.
Yes, something nice to distract them while I kill them and bury them in my root cellar.
Is that Rhinestone poster authentic?