All comics by chunsah

 

by chunsah
2-19-04
Don't talk to strangers, children
Mmmm. Dinner.
Hi Mister Stickface! Whatcha doin'?
It is such a shame that I must sully my magical hammer slash knife for the purposes of food. It has passed through the line of the Stickfaces for three whole strips.
You wanna play hide and seek, Mr. Stickface? You can be the hider!
No no no. You hide. I know a lovely place just your size. It'll be a little warm for awhile, but a bit of chloroform might fix that problem.

 

by chunsah
2-21-04
This is what it all comes down to...
The taint of death is upon us... The end is near. You know what that means, Bumblebear of Doom
POLKA TIME!
Strangely enough, we have survived the horrendous airplane crash
It must have been my polka powers
Somehow I have the feeling that there must be more to it than that
Says you. Never underestimate the power of the polka.

 

by chunsah
2-21-04
You're, um... you're following me, strange bear that I met on the plane.
Of course! We survived death together! We're bestest friends now. And I don't want to overemphasize the importance of this, but my friends and I will be together forever. ForEVER.
About that... yeah, you're creeping me out. Soooo.... go away.
...
::groan:: Somehow I should have forseen this
Are you hungry? I could really go for some flesh of the living. I mean... a donut. Shit. What'd I say?

 

by chunsah
2-22-04
The University Daily requires a new staff for the upcoming semester
And next on the list is Caryn Harris.
Yes, hi, that's me
Mik, the editor, conducts his interviews based on the essentials.
Um, you're a girl. You... you do know that, right?
Um. Let's see. Boobs, hair, hips. Yeah. I'm a girl. By the way, I can write, too, if you're interested.
The essentials being tits and ass... naturally.
Hmmm.... I'm not sure we've ever had a girl on the staff. If nothing else, at least there's the novelty of it all.
I'd imagine so. In fact, I'll bet this is the first time you've even seen a girl up close. Besides your mother, of course.

 

by chunsah
2-22-04
Ahh, workplace comraderie
Soooooo. Kabe. About you hovering over my shoulder. That totally has to stop.
Nah, Caryn, it's cool. I'm interested in your... creative processes.
The warm repartee, the friendly competition....
Oh I'm very creative. In fact, I'm thinking of some rather creative things I could do with your bodily orifices right now.
Kinky! Like, strap ons and shit? I dig it.
...and of course the blinding, rampant hatred.
Actually, I was thinking more along the lines of my six foot eight gay roommate and his lifelong dream of breaking an ass virgin.
You know, you'd be surprised how often I'm a candidate for those kinds of fantasies. Do you think it's the hair?

 

by chunsah
2-22-04
Hey there, you must be Caryn!
Uh... uh... h-hi.
Oh, Caryn, yes, I forgot. This is Mark, he's our main cartoonist... I'll leave you two to get acquainted.
So what are you gonna be doing around here? .... Um... I heard you're a great columnist. And, um... yeah... So, do you like pie, coz I totally do... Yeah... okay... I'm gonna go. Later!
Oh. Sweet. Christ. Lost all feeling in legs! I HAVE NO LEGS!

 

by chunsah
2-22-04
The aftermath...
::sigh:: I blew it, Amy. Blew it like a fat kid blows chunks on a roller coaster.
Come on, surely it can't be all that bad.
He has taken to speaking slowly and with hand gestures whenever I'm nearby.
Oh, isn't that... sweet.
Maybe he's one of those altruistic guys who has a thing for the mental chicks. Maybe there's still hope! ... Right?
Hey, chick, whatever helps you sleep at night.

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