Honesty

Author: colbyloftesnessless

Date: April 14, 2004

It was inevitable.
Oh shit.
Mike... I've noticed a steady decline in the quality of everyone's life here since you started working.
Now I'm not going to say whether or not this involves you not wearing your pants all the time.
At least it's the truth.
Are you firing me? On my very first day?
Only because you're the single most worthless human I've ever been forced to be in contact with.