First impressions

Author: colbyloftesnessless

Date: July 2, 2004

When do I get to meet your fiancee?
Anytime you want. She's going to be at my house tonight.
Later that day
I'll bet she's a ugly ho. Who else would marry Colby?
Oh hi. You must be Mike. I'm Karyn. It's good to finally meet you.
Holy fucking shit