All comics by cowtipper

 

by cowtipper
2-01-04
God I'm so stressed. The other day my cousin had surgery on her knee, my uncle got SARS and my brother got pneumonia!
Wow...
Yeah I know. And my grandmother was just diagnosed with alzeimers, my dog just got rabies, my mom thinks she has mad cow disease, AND my aunt almost went on a hijacked plane! Well I'll see you around.
Alright bye.
Wow... I feel like such a jerk for almost complaining about my sore thumb.

 

by cowtipper
2-02-04
Dumb squirrels... NO I DON'T HAVE ANY FOOD FOR YOU!
But I do not desire any of your earth "foods"... I come in peace. My people call me Gartok and I represent the plutonian civilization. Take me to your leader.
Go away! *Bats squirrel away*
Puny human! You were foolish to defy the plutonium race! Now you will PAY!
Stupid squirrel...

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